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The Raft of the Crab, Manipulate Festival, The Studio Theatre, Edinburgh

**** (4 stars)

“An honest and courageous show”

Created and performed by Ninon Noiret, The Raft of the Crab uses words, music, puppetry, contemporary dance and the Chinese pole to explore Ninon’s relationship with the cancer which might have destroyed her performing career and taken her life.

The fact that Ninon was in front of us, displaying a breathtaking ability with said pole among her many other talents, could perhaps have indicated that neither of these fates came to pass – but still the audience was gripped by her narration.  From the beginning, where she sadly sings ‘happy birthday’ to herself, to the final quizzical introspection – ‘what will you do with the rest of your life?’ we are drawn into the confusion and challenge of her world, into which the dreaded crab – cancer – so rudely erupted.

She puts a brave face on it – but the fear is there too, the rage, the loneliness, the despair: the insensibility of others and the black humour with which she attempts to survive when at her lowest.  The words flow out – sometimes English, sometimes French, and sometimes inaudible: the really important pieces of information and comment, however, are delivered with a microphone and a dazzling smile, even when the message is grim.

Two puppets assist her.  One is life-sized – the self to whom she speaks when she is pondering how the crab first came into her body.  The other is half her size, a shrunken and virtually bald image of the self she becomes through chemotherapy, constantly tugging at her inadequate hospital gown, smoothing it down, ‘making herself decent’ – heart-breaking.

There’s also a large blue crab: the cancer, with whom she has a love-hate relationship – a friend as well as an enemy, something both inside and outside her, something which takes away a part of her but is also at times her whole identity.

This is an honest and courageous show in which Ninon reveals a lot about herself and those around her.  Sometimes the battle isn’t with the cancer but with the people she has to deal with – even her family, at times.  She questions herself – even in this dreadful time, the artist/ performer part of her is thinking about how she can put her experiences into a show…  The graphic physicality of her struggle to regain mobility, confidence, the courage to fly up the pole is striking.

So too is her final question: what will you do with the rest of your life?

It’s a question we could all ask ourselves, whether or not a crab appears to ruin our birthday celebrations.

The Raft of the Crab, Manipulate Festival, The Studio Theatre, Edinburgh, Run Ended

Mary Woodward Review

KAR, Manipulate Festival, Festival Theatre Studio, Edinburgh, Review

***** (5 stars)

“Totally absurd anarchy”

KAR is a show which makes me wish I had a completely new vocabulary with which to describe it: ordinary words seem utterly inadequate.

As we enter, we are thanked for coming and for our condolences.  If we wish, we can take a small red nightlight holder whose candle is lit and place it in front of a rectangular plinth on which a man is lying.  Two black-clad men, one on roller skates, are in attendance on him – one attends to the cigarette in his mouth, removing it and tapping its ash off when required.  The other joins him when it becomes clear that the recumbent man needs a drink [which appears to be either whisky or vodka].  All this time, the [very poorly looking] man wheezes out a short musical phrase on the small piano accordion on his chest…

Having ushered us all in, the third man leaves his post at the door and scrutinises us all, checking against a long list in his hand.  Suddenly “Where’s Anya?” – utter chaos ensues but she doesn’t appear.

At last the dying man speaks – “I’m leaving” – a violin lament accompanies his last tortured wheezings

“He’s dead”…

Respectful silence.

Suddenly the man sits up, pronouncing “Not yet….. later…. Tomorrow….”  It’s both a shock and a huge relief

And we plunge into an hour of totally absurd anarchy, which is virtually indescribable!  Five extremely talented artists keep us immersed in their surreality.  It might help if you have a nodding acquaintance with Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina [which I read quite a few decades ago] and possibly understand Russian – there are some haunting folk-like songs weaving through the show. 

But quite honestly, all you really have to do is sit and silently admire the staggering virtuosity of the performers – Anna Bubníková, Jiří N Jelínek, Ivo Sedláček, Pavol Smolárik and Matija Solce.  Not only are they accomplished singers and musicians – violin, cello, double bass, piano accordion and a jaw-dropping array of percussion implements, including at one point a scythe – but also puppeteers, mime artists and comedians with very impressive physical dexterity and an impeccable sense of timing.

There’s a lot of vodka, some tea, two tiny steam locomotives, glasses of all shapes and sizes, an urn, a Eurasian woodcock…

And among it all, an irrepressible zest for and celebration of life

Yes, we will die

But later…tomorrow…

Not today!

Fekete Seretlek: KAR, Manipulate Festival, Festival Theatre Studio, Edinburgh, Runs until 5th February for tickets go to: Kar – Capital Theatres

Mary Woodward Review

Nutcracker in Havana, Festival Theatre, Edinburgh, Review

***** (5 stars)

“A wonderful winter warmer!”

Carlos Acosta’s Nutcracker in Havana is the perfect antidote to the winter blues, and a packed Festival Theatre was loud in its appreciation both during and at the end of last night’s performance.  Rhythm, passion, fire and fun infused a sunny, joyful celebration of simply being alive.

The basic Nutcracker story was all there – the Christmas celebration; Clara’s nutcracker doll – broken by her brother Fritz, who believes his sole purpose in life is to torment his sister, and mended by the magician Drosselmeyer; the midnight fight between rats and soldiers, brought to an end by Clara; her reward when the nutcracker, now a handsome prince, takes her to the magical Kingdom of Sweets, where she meets the Sugar Plum Fairy and is entertained by a series of dances.

So often Nutcracker can simply be an almost sickly-sweet confection danced by talented but slightly unreal and generally white dancers.  [I must say that Scottish Opera certainly don’t come into this category, but are very much alive!]

Carlos Acosta, by moving the setting to Havana, and using his own childhood experience of growing up in a humble Cuban home in a country where the celebration of Christmas was illegal, has produced a lively, energetic celebration of both the Christmas spirit and the sheer joy of dancing.

A very meagre Christmas celebration is underway when suddenly Tio [uncle] Elias appears in his classic Chevrolet Corvette.  He brings three life-sized dolls with him – two of the many Yoruba gods, Changò and Oshùn, and a Tin Soldier.  With a wave of his hands, the humble hut and sparse decorations are changed into a mansion with glittering ornaments on a suddenly taller tree.  The dolls dance, the families dance; there is a wonderful clog dance, with everyone wearing [or in one case continually losing] chancletas; a maypole’s ribbons come down from the ceiling and are joyfully woven and unwoven.

Peace returns as everyone goes to bed: but life-sized rats emerge and are engaged in battle by Mambises, soldiers who fought to free Cuba from the Spanish.  Clara appears when things are looking desperate, and despatches the Rat King.  The Nutcracker transforms into a handsome Prince, and dances with Clara.  Snowflakes appear and dance round them: as snow falls, Tio Elias appears with his car and takes Clara and the Prince for a magical ride.

Clara, the Prince, and Tio Elias are in the Kingdom of Sweets, where cooks present a dazzling display of confectionery for their delight.  They are welcomed by the Sugar Plum Fairy, and under Tio Elias’ direction a succession of dancers entertain Clara – who is so delighted that at times she can’t resist joining in with the dancing, and is very reluctant to go back to her seat.

All good things must come to an end, and Clara is taken home, falling asleep clutching her nutcracker doll, where her family find her and lead her back to her bed… was it all a dream???

The Cuban flavour didn’t only colour the action, but infused and energised Tchaikovsky’s already wonderful score.  Some of the music was presented more or less ‘straight’, simply with more exotic orchestration: some of it was really boogied up, and infectiously – at one point I really, really wanted to get up and join the dancing.  I’m sure I wasn’t alone in this!  Pepe Gavrilondo and Yasel Muñoz have created a singularly uplifting and energising score which I’d love to hear again and have on tap for when I’m feeling blue.  I defy anyone to feel down if they could dance around to this engaging and appealing treatment of the Nutcracker score.  Yunet Uranga’s costumes were a wonderful mix of ‘everyday’ and ‘wow! spectacular!’ with a special shoutout for the Arabian, Chinese and Russian dancers’ costumes.

The dancers were all brilliant – even one small Oops! moment was gone in a flash, making me wonder if I’d dreamed it.  Thalia Cardin lit up the stage as Clara [reminding me a bit of Emma Raducanu when she’s really glowing with happiness].  Alexander Varona was an impressively magical Tio Elias, taking delight in his own cleverness while also bringing joy to everyone else.  Most of the rest of the amazingly talented cast were double- treble- and even quadruple-cast, and it was lovely to see that members of the Acosta Advanced Training Hub in Woolwich were on stage in a couple of the large group numbers – what a joy and privilege to take part in such a vibrant and joyful production!

Applause and cheers were loud and prolonged not just at the final curtain but throughout the performance as the packed house showed its appreciation of the talent displayed for them.  I’m sure many of the audience were experienced balletomanes, but I’m hoping that a large proportion were people who’d never seen live ballet before.  My, what a treat for them, which I hope will lead them to come to more ballets and discover a box of delights which is not just for Christmas.

Thank you, Carlos Acosta, for devising this sparkling production, and for bringing it to a dismally dreich Edinburgh last night.

Carlos Acosta’s Nutcracker in Havana, Festival Theatre, Edinburgh, runs until Wednesday 4th February for more information and tickets go to: https://www.capitaltheatres.com/shows/nutcracker-in-havana/

The Production completes its current UK Tour at the Theatre Royal Norwich from 10th to 11th February.

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Our Martin in The Background, Scottish Story Telling Centre, Edinburgh, Preview:

England, 1945. The lives of two strangers are changed forever by a chance meeting at a railway station. But this isn’t Brief Encounter

We’re all extras in the lives of others, but the stars of our own. What happens when you pan the camera away from the leading players? Fresh from a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025, Mark Kydd’s solo show turns the spotlight onto a supporting artist with his own surprising tale of first, forbidden love.

This Valentine’s Day, celebrate LGBT+ History Month with Our Martin in the Background: the queer love story Noël Coward didn’t write.

Speaking to Scotsgayarts.com Mark Says “Our Martin…” is the story (told in flashback) of a man who recalls working as an extra during location filming for “Brief Encounter” while simultaneously embarking on a queer love affair that echoes the relationship at the heart of the film. It’s an intimate confessional piece, reminiscent in style – inits humour and Lancashire voice – of an Alan Bennett Talking Head. I was inspired to write it by a theory that Coward may have intended “Brief Encounter” as a disguised queer love story; while I’m not fully convinced this was the case, it proved an intriguing jumping-off point for a companion piece. During such a perilous time for minority lives, I think it’s imperative that new queer writing is seen and talked about, and I really want to be part of that conversation. “

With further performances of the piece planned for venues across Scotland this is LGBT History month inspired chance to see one of the hits of the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe Festival one more time and given the intimate nature of the Story Telling Centre it’s sure to sell out! So, grab those tickets before its too late.

Our Martin in The Background, Scottish Story Telling Centre, Edinburgh, Performance on Saturday 14th February at 2pm for tickets and more information go to: Scottish Storytelling Centre

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Alan Cumming in Conversation with Graham Norton, Pitlochry Festival Theatre, Review:

“a triumphant yet intimate exploration of a television giant

***** 5 Stars

Recent recipient of a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, acclaimed actor and performer Alan Cumming has launched his debut season as Artistic director of Pitlochry Festival Theatre with an inaugural festival “Out in the hills” an event which showcases the great and the good of the LBGTQIA+ community and its connection to the arts, culture and life blood of Scotland especially in the town known as the gateway to the highlands.

Across three days from the 16th to the 18th of January Pitlochry Festival Theatre came alive with a collection of cultural events including Sir Ian McKellen in a rehearsed reading of Laurie Slade’s one man play “Equinox”. Television producer and acclaimed writer Russel T Davies in discussion with author Jackie Kay regarding her latest literary offering “Red Dust Road”. Crime writer Val McDermid took the stage and even a panel discussion lead by Zander Murray, Scotland’s first openly gay professional footballer.

A truly inventive and open programme of theatre, music, film, sport and dancing was topped off with an evening of conversation as Alan Cumming himself took to the stage to welcome the king of the chat shows Graham Norton to the stage for a probing of an openly gay Irish man who has built a 30 year strong legacy on tv that has seen Norton reach the top of the industry but always remained his unique self.

2026 Inaugural Out In The Hills Festival @ Pitlochry Festival Theatre

Alan Cumming arrived on stage to a tumultuous applause its clear his retooling of the festival theatre and its programming has unleased fresh life whilst embracing its heritage it feels like the venue is embracing Scotland and its diverse people better that ever. Graham Norton arrives on stage to huge warm welcome, glass of wine in hand the two kindred spirits soon settle down on the sofas as Cumming begins his gentle probing of Nortons professional life.

Norton, born Graham William Walker first came to prominence in 1992 following training at the Royal Central School of Speech and Drama, as a stand-up comedian at that years Edinburgh Fringe Festival as tea towel clad Mother Teresa of Calcutta stand up drag comedy act. Following some confusion at Scottish Televisions religious affairs department who believed Norton was the real blessed mother.

His path led to BBC radio 4 then onto the newly launched Channel 5 as stand in host of Jack Docherty’s, late night chat show. Channel 5 quiz shows would follow before Graham landed the role of Father Noel Furlong in Channel 4 now comedy classic Father Ted, featuring in just three episodes, Norton spoke fondly of his time on the show. Channel 4 was the home of his first iteration of chat show, So Graham Norton which launched in 1998. Such was his success that Norton returned to the BBC in 2001 as host of comic relief and Graham has called the corporation home ever since.

Talent search shows, how do you solve a problem like Maria, Any Dream will do, I’d Do Anything and over the rainbow became Saturday night prime time main stays, whilst in 2007 Norton brough his big red chair to Friday nights with the Graham Norton Show which still draws impressive viewing figures to this day.

Stints hosting the Bafta’s, judging RuPaul’s Drag Race UK and a revamped Wheel of Fortune have all followed. Norton’s unmitigated badge of queerness must be as the beloved voice of commentary of the Eurovision Song Contest which he has held since 2009.

Graham Norton Chats To Alan Cumming

There was much for Alan Cumming to probe, and it was a fascinating insight into a unique treasure of British television. Norton himself came across as warm and affable as he is on tv but without the constraints tv brings he did himself justice. While Cumming ensured the spotlight remained on Norton, he wasn’t averse to answering a question or two himself especially when he opened the evening up to the sold-out audience.

Many questions looked at guests on Nortons chat show, his views on sexuality in an industry he has conquered giving the audience an evening which became a triumphant yet intimate exploration of a television giant. It was intriguing that the only real subject that wasn’t raised was his connection to Eurovision but perhaps that will allow for a second evening of probing of Graham Norton at the Pitlochry Festival Theatre.

The inaugural Out In The Hills Festival has set the bar high, lets hope it becomes an annual tradition in the heart of the highlands. As for Graham Norton the best has still to come as he remains a television institution who will forever been unapologetically himself! Long me he reign!

Alan Cumming in Conversation with Graham Norton, as part of “Out in the Hills Festival”, Pitlochry Festival Theatre Run Ended.