Mary Woodward at the Festivals

An Ode to The Casting Director, The Penny Gilded Balloon Patter House (Venue 24), Review.

***** (5 stars)

“Simply Brilliant”

Life, the universe and Lothian buses conspired to make me miss this show yesterday: I am SO glad I was able to get to it today – it’s brilliant!

As one who’s spent a moderate amount of time auditioning for singing jobs, I was prepared to offer some sympathy to Sophie Fisher during her Ode to a casting director.  I wasn’t prepared for this acutely observed and superbly acted show, which had the audience in fits and at times, I suspect, suppressed sobs.  Certainly the applause at the end demonstrated appreciation both for the artistry of the show and the emotional rollercoaster ride its protagonist experienced.

Life as a struggling artist is bad enough if you have a loving, supportive family and dear ones.  If you don’t it’s total hell…. It’s a miracle our aspiring actress has continued to turn up for anything and everything for which she gets an audition, while shelling out a small fortune on coaching sessions of questionable value.  Her parents are eternally underwhelmed by all she is doing, convinced that she should have continued her law degree and become a solicitor, or at the very least an accountant.  Her boyfriend of eight months has no interest in her career or her as a person.  Her saccharine-voiced [and totally incompetent] agent can’t be bothered to ensure she has the script she needs for an audition: and as for offering any form of support or sympathy – forget it!  We are rooting for her every inch of the way – but will she continue with her resolve to be an actor, or will the mounting tsunami of criticism and discouragement drown her?

The auditions and acting classes themselves are continual exercises in maximum humiliation with minimum return,  every excruciating minute making us cringe still further.  Crisps, screaming Viking warriors, riding a rainbow to land on a sofa, non-drumming, ‘ordinary person’ dancing…

You’d think it couldn’t get any worse – until you encounter the partner exercises with what must be the world’s most un-giving, un-supportive, most self-obsessed wannabe actors.  And there is, of course, the boyfriend’s ‘caring and concerned’ ending of their relationship…. Sophie’s renditions of her acting partners [and the boyfriend] are absolutely spot-on: her co-star [and director]’s Method Acting á la Brando is priceless.

I don’t want to give anything away, but I must give a huge shoutout for the final two scenes – an absolute masterclass in transparent emotional sincerity.

Today’s show was a sell-out.  Don’t delay, get your tickets today!

An Ode To The Casting Director, The Penny Gilded Balloon Patter House (Venue 24), for more information go to: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/an-ode-to-the-casting-director

Brett Herriot at the Festivals

Guys Sing Dolls, Studio at Paradise in Augustines Venue 152, Review:

***** (5 stars)

“A blissful hour of musical cabaret”

Big Band Does productions have revived their Guys sing dolls concert format following a successful preview in 2024 at Dirty Martini and the company unite four stunning singers, Scott Coltman, Chris McLeish, Marc Mackinnon and Alistair Robertson drawn from across Scotland who deliver a blissful hour of musical cabaret laced with comedy.

The premise is simple four accomplished singers deliver songs most popularly performed by women to great comedic effect but also deliver moments of pathos driven truth that touches the heart. Especially in the case of McLeish heartfelt rendition of Joni Mitchell’s Both Sides Now. The ballads sit perfectly in a programme that includes up tempo numbers and musical theatre classics including an impressive “Gotta get a gimmick” from the titular “Gypsy”.

Produced and Directed by Coltman and Jonnie Grant, female performers are not totally excluded from the performance thanks to a show stopping guest performance from “Heckler” Pippa Evans who gives an inspired take on Oliver’s reviewing the situation to brilliant comic effect.

The whole show is anchored by stylish piano playing from acclaimed musical director Neil Metcalf in a show that embodies the spirit of late-night cabaret with joyful comedy in a mix that shows the very best of the Fringe spirit.

Guys Sing Dolls as a limited Fringe run with just one more performance scheduled on 14th August which is sold out but due to overwhelming demand an additional late-night performance has been scheduled for Saturday 23rd August at 22:30 and would make the perfect finale to a day at the festivals so be sure to grab what remaining tickets there are!

Guys Sing Dolls, Studio at Paradis in Augustines Venue 152, for info go to: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/guys-sing-dolls

Mary Woodward at the Festivals

EIF, Gluck: Orpheus and Euridice, Edinburgh Playhouse, Review

***** (5 stars)

“A Triumph”

Utterly astounding! Brilliant, breathtaking, beautiful beyond belief…

Here the Orpheus legend was pared down to its very bones:  Euridice is dead on her wedding day, Orpheus is inconsolable.  Amor, the god of love, is moved by his grief, and permits him to go to the underworld to bring her back to life – but he must neither look at her nor speak until they are once more in the land of the living.  Orpheus braves the tormented spirits in Hades and arrives in the realm of the blessed spirits, where he finds his beloved, and tells her to come with him.  She cannot understand why he will neither look at her nor speak to her – does he no longer love her?  Her anguished pleading eventually overcomes his resistance: he turns, speaks – and she drops dead.  Even more grief-stricken, he longs for his own death.  Amor consoles him and rewards his great love by bringing Euridice back to life.  Cue general rejoicing.

Only in this production, it doesn’t quite turn out that way…  As the curtain rises, we see Orpheus manacled to a bed in a sterile white environment: what follows suggests that everything we see on stage is a product of his grief-stricken madness.  In a stark black and white environment, the only note of colour is the shocking red of Euridice’s dress – the colour of blood, of life itself.  Can love triumph over death, or is death the only certainty in this world…?

Superbly supported by the brilliant Scottish Chamber Orchestra under Laurence Cummings, Samantha Clarke and Iestyn Davies are joined on stage by a chorus of artists from Scottish Opera and Circa, an Australian-based ensemble of circus artists.  Their extraordinary display of acrobatics, tumbling, and aerial work bring involuntary gasps of amazement and apprehension from the audience. 

Orpheus is surrounded by bodies leaping, tumbling, writhing around his bed.  People build themselves into towers and the topmost members fall like stones to the floor, being caught, or curling themselves to safety at the last possible moment.  There’s a mesmerising piece of aerial work with two immensely long bands of cloth, and innumerable other feats both on stage and in the air that leave one’s jaw hanging open in disbelief. 

Even Orpheus is drawn into the action as he climbs ever higher over a pile of bodies on his journey to the realm of the blessed spirits, while Samantha Clarke in her role as Amor sings suspended in mid-air, as befits the god of Love.  The chorus are superb as they interact with Orpheus and moving the plot forward: thankfully they remain for the most part at stage level.

And weaving around all this is Gluck’s sublime music, expressing the deepest human emotions pared down to their basic essence.  Iestyn Devies is an incomparable Orpheus, his voice ringing clear and true and so full of pain it hurts to witness it.  And there’s the rub: while such anguish is being poured out, should there be the distraction of extraordinary feats of Circa?  Much of the time, it’s completely appropriate, giving physical shape to Orpheus’ torment – but in the most intense moments, it was an unwelcome distraction.

That aside, the production is a triumph.  Visually stunning, lit to perfection, shocking in its simplicity, small wonder the 3,000-strong Playhouse audience erupted in a storm of applause at the final curtain.

EIF, Gluck: Orpheus and Euridice, Edinburgh Playhouse, for more information go to: https://www.eif.co.uk/events/orpheus-eurydice

Brett Herriot at the Festivals

The Heroes Who Made Us–The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2025, Edinburgh Castle Review:

***** (5 stars)

“Dazzling and Emotional Triumph!”

The annual spectacular of pageantry, Military precision, music, colour and theatricality marks its seventy fifth anniversary with a new Creative Director, Alan Lane taking the helm and he delivers a show which embraces its past and points towards the future with some innovative changes alongside celebrating the Heroes in all over lives in a production that is a dazzling and emotional triumph.

The biggest innovation for this year’s show is the creation of a character called “The Storyteller” performed by acclaimed Scottish actor Terrace Rae. The character is a ghostly apparition of a lone piper from 1950. He tells the story of the history of the Tattoo alongside its impact on those who have shared in the spectacle across the years. There is also a celebration of the Tattoo’s host City as Edinburgh continues to mark its 900 years since its founding. Rae also leads the tributes to Heroes from across the armed, civil and local services spanning the Army to the NHS.

Introduced with a blistering fan fare the production opens with its greatest and most acclaimed element, The Massed Pipes and Drums formed from nine individual bands this is without doubt the iconic sound for which the tattoo is most renowned. Joined by 5 individual bands to form the Massed Military Bands and that iconic sound rings out around the 9000-capacity arena packed with a rapped audience drawn from across the globe.

The Tattoo celebrates its anniversary by inviting some of the very best guest acts to have appeared on the esplanade from across the years with stunning performances from the United States Honor Guard Drill Team, The United States Old Guard Fife and Drum Core. The most beloved of the guest acts from Switzerland, The Top-Secret Drum Corps make a thrilling return to Edinburgh with a display that’s simply awe inspiring.

There are also guest acts making their debut in the Tattoo with The Representative Band of the Polish Border Guard bringing rich cultural flavor to the show. The most emotional tribute to Heroes is the inclusion of the Orchestra of Naval Forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. The Orchestra have specially flown in to participate in the tattoo backed by a stunning visual displayed designed by Kate Dawkins projected onto the half moon battery its an emotional moment, one which isn’t lost on the audience.

Production wise the tattoo remains a timeless statement of grandeur with Adam Bassett’s Lighting design, Scott Willasallen’s Sound Design, Owain White’s Pyrotechnic and SFC design and Rhiannon Matthews Costume Design combining in a flawless display of technical prowess. Special credit must go to the inclusion of drone technology which is being deployed for the first time at the tattoo and brings additional wow factor.

Bringing the 2025 Tattoo to a close is the haunting lament of the Lone Piper high atop the castle ramparts as fireworks crackle and drones float high over head the entire Tattoo cast take there bows before the massed pipes drums lead us in the traditional march out.

As the thrilling, engaging and sense tingling spectacle comes to close its clear the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo is in safe hands with a bright future ahead of it! Creative Director Alan Lane has set the bar high for his first year and the thousands of audience members will return in 2026 for the 76th Tattoo but you might just be lucky to get a last minute ticket for the show of shows at the heart of the festival city in August.

The Heroes Who Made Us–The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2025, Edinburgh Castle for info go to: https://www.edintattoo.co.uk/

Mary Woodward at the Festivals

EIBF, The sound of movie music, Courtyard theatre, Edinburgh Futures Institute

***** (5 stars)

“Utterly fascinating!”

Mark Kermode and Jenny Nelson have worked together for a number of years on a movie music radio show for Scala station [alas, no more] and it’s obvious from the way this hour goes that they know each other well, and complement each other superbly.  Mark is the consummate presenter, able to talk  easily, fluently, and simply about things that interest [or engross] him: Jenny is the gentle reminder-er, the ever-present context person who’ll say ‘I know you’re wildly enthusiastic about this particular film or piece of music, but tell us why it’s so important/ good / adjective of your choice”.

Together they’ve co-authored a book.  Although its title is Mark Kermode’s Surround Sound: The Stories of Movie Music, Mark is very clear that it’s a joint production which grew out of a book on movie music that he was commissioned to write a fair number of years ago.  He kept getting very enthusiastic about his subject, finding many people to interview, but realising that the material he amassed was impossible to put into a coherent shape.  It wasn’t till, some years into his radio collaboration with Jenny, that he realised that she was the person he’d been looking for for years, the one with whom he could create the book he’d always had in mind.

It really is a book for people who know nothing about music or the processes involved in creating a film score.  Mark read us a very early passage in the book, where his firm belief that recordings of movie music included the whole of the dialogue as well is shattered by an assistant in a record store.  It’s well-written, and doesn’t need a music degree – or indeed any prior musical knowledge – to understand and enjoy.

Mark and Jenny’s conversation is fascinating and very wide-ranging, and the questions at the end of the session add to our enjoyment.  They referenced many films, directors and composers, virtually none known to me – but that didn’t matter in the slightest.  Directors and composers probably have as many ways of working, separately and together, as there are stars in the sky… 

It’s very interesting to ex-musician me that with modern technology you don’t have to have a recording studio with a one-hundred piece orchestra to create movie music – though this still happens.  You can do in any number of ways, some extremely low-tech.  And silent movies were never actually silent: there was always some sort of music being played, even if only one instrument was involved.  Equally importantly, silence can, at the right point in a film, speak louder than a thousand notes, however well-played.

There are chapters on the history of film music; on influential [though not necessarily famous] composers who’ve made significant contributions to film music; on the different genres of film and music; and so much more…

A fascinating hour, from which many people set off intently for the book-shop and book-signing tent, taking with them all the other questions they were dying to ask Mark and Jenny.  I’m looking forward to laying my hands on a copy of their book just as soon as I’ve finished rushing round Edinburgh like a mad thing reviewing all manner of fascinating things!

EIBF, The sound of movie music, Courtyard theatre, Edinburgh Futures Institute, RUN ENDED for more information go to: https://www.edbookfest.co.uk/the-festival/whats-on/mark-kermode-jenny-nelson-the-sound-of-movie-music